HE looks better than ever and if you copped an eyeful of his bottom last week after he posted it on his Instagram account, it’s pretty obvious Robbie Williams knows it.
But after losing two stone, the pop veteran has admitted he’s planning to use plastic surgery to tweak him to a state of perfection.
Or as close as he can get to it.
Robbie said: “Everybody looks at bad plastic surgery and goes ‘God no, don’t do that’.
“But nobody sees the good plastic surgery as it’s not recognised.
“Most people in my industry have got really good plastic surgery.
“I want some filler in the eyes as I look like I have hollow eyes.
“There are a lot of things we don’t need that we get though.”
The singer added: “My skincare? I just use Vaseline, and it works . Apparently that is what Marilyn Monroe used too.”
If it was a toss up between a needle in my eye or slapping on a load of Vaseline, I know I’d be choosing the latter.
Robbie, who will play two sold out shows at King Charles’ Sandringham Estate in Norfolk this month, also went on to confess that he is ready to embrace a skinhead after being rejected for two hair transplants.
He told his fans: “I’m going to keep my hair for as long as I can and then I will go all bald.
“I went to two people to see if they could help thicken my hair from harvesting from the back but apparently my hair is too thin to harvest any more. It is what it is.
“While I still can, I think I will grow a mullet at the back for (my shows in) Australia and New Zealand at the end of the year.”
Vick a cat who got the dream
THEY’RE counting down the weeks until their wedding and it’s good to see Vick Hope and Cavin Harris still have plenty to laugh about.
While many couples can be at each other’s throats over seating plans and what the best man might say in his speech, these two seem totally in love.
They were spotted heading out for lunch in Ibiza.
Vick looked summery in this leopard-print dress and sandals while Calvin wore a bright shirt and salmon shorts.
Radio 1 DJ Vick has revealed he has helped her to slow down and enjoy life more.
She said: “I’ve still got lots of career goals but now I also have strong aspirations in my personal life.
“I want to have a life that is peaceful and happy, surrounded by loved ones, and make time for them.
“These things were never high on my list of priorities but they have taken over now.
“That’s more important than being on the telly all the time.”
KANYE WEST is auctioning part of a replica of his childhood home.
He used it for listening parties for his 2021 album Donda.
The house, which has been taken to pieces, will be available to bid on from October and the new owner will be given the option to have a team rebuild it.
Insiders said: “This set meant a huge amount to him.
“Bids are expected to reach into the hundreds of thousands.”
Tom and James game for Ukraine
THE atmosphere was electric and emotional at Stamford Bridge on Saturday during Game4Ukraine, where a host of celebs and footballers took to the pitch to raise cash for United24.
The match, which ended 2-2 after some seriously decent play, saw my pal Tom Grennan put in some decent tackles alongside fellow singer James Arthur and DJ Roman Kemp.
The Pretenders, Tom Walker, Pete Doherty and Mel C put on performances which went down brilliantly with the 32,000 strong crowd – with Tom’s set touching a lot of hearts.
I was lucky enough to head down to help raise some cash for the benefit, which was set up by Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky.
Money raised will help continue to rebuild the country, which is still being decimated by Russian bombs.
I hope the war ends sooner rather than later, but this fundraising match should be back next year for sure.
And I have no doubt it will be bigger, better and will raise even more cash to help those in need.
To donate a quid or two visit game4ukraine.com.
Fire can’t ruin gong
IT turns out Brit Awards are made to last.
Singer Ritchie Neville, who dropped the single Sunshine with his new group The 998 last week, lost everything in a fire in 2018 – except his famous trophy he won with boy band 5IVE in 2000 as Best Pop Act.
In an exclusive chat, he said: “It happened in the house with my partner Natasha Hamilton and her two daughters.
“We could smell smoke.
“I opened the door and couldn’t see one inch into the hallway.
“We barricaded ourselves in, opened all the windows and dialled 999.
“We shouted to our neighbour for a ladder and the next thing I knew I was handing the kids out.”
Ritchie said despite having to bin all his other personal belongings, his gong survived.
He recalled: “All my worldly possessions had been thrown away – apart from the Brit Award.
“It was an experience.”
Midge: I became a d**k
MIDGE URE says fame turned him into an “absolute d**k”.
The Live Aid hero, who had a string of hits including Fade To Grey with Visage and Vienna as the singer with Ultravox said: “I couldn’t see it at the time of course, but I was notorious with my crew.
“If they got it wrong I’d pull them in and say, ‘what happened?
“That should have happened, those lights were still on, that should have gone off’.
“That must have been horrendous for them.
“Those guys worked so hard and I couldn’t see it.”
He added on the How To Be 60 Podcast: “I must have been an absolute d**k.
“But then success starts to wane and you find your humility again.
“You find who you were and revert to that person and you gain an understanding of how to do it, and stamping your foot with a jackboot on sometimes isn’t the way.”
Leigh-Anne mixes again
LEIGH-ANNE PINNOCK stood out from the crowd on the red carpet at the GRM Gala in London yesterday.
The former Little Mix singer wore this plunging, olive-coloured dress to the do, which celebrates black excellence in the UK.
Leigh-Anne was in good company at the bash, which was also attended by Stormzy, Ghetts and Ashley Walters.
It is the first red carpet event Leigh-Anne has been to since her wedding to footballer Andre Gray in June.
Married life definitely looks good on Leigh-Anne.
Reality Ricci’s hot new tune
IT’S becoming more common by the day, with a raft of reality stars trying their hands at music.
The latest is Geordie Shore’s Ricci Guarnaccio, with his single Happy Place, with Josh Goodwill, repeatedly playing during Love Island.
Ricci, whose new single, Sweat, is out on Friday, said: “Getting into music has been a bit of a learning process.
“I have a huge passion for it and hearing it play on Love Island, it’s all worthwhile.”
Meanwhile, established artist Dua Lipa is in the race for the No1 spot this weekend with her Barbie film single Dance The Night.
She will have to overtake Dave and Central Cee with Sprinter.